Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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