with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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