I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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