I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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