No, you can still breathe under the balls.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
my liver is dry heaving
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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