he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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