i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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