doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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