In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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