Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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