FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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