awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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