Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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