you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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