There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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