I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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