Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
