i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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