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• (708): View more from Illinois

  We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time

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  no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"

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  Too much penis in there.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  151 hangover. Need apocalypse.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  How did you tell her we met?

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  I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.

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