No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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