Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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