i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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