Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
they're like a gay fantastic four
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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