i need an iv and a liver transplant
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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