How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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