She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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