I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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