I heard we made out
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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