oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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