Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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