There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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