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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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