I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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