his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
