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dude do u know what u did last night?

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do i wanna know???

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you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...

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(309): dude do u know what u did last night? (1-309): do i wanna know??? (309): you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room... http://tfl.nu/9b63

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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.

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(618): Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it. http://tfl.nu/arfl

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(435): View more from Utah

Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'

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(435): Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much' http://tfl.nu/b5vr

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(540): View more from Virginia

Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.

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(540): Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza. http://tfl.nu/9mae

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.

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(724): Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote. http://tfl.nu/ighh

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(917): View more from New York City

What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.

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(917): What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered. http://tfl.nu/ygdr

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(636): View more from Missouri

I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.

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(636): I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college. http://tfl.nu/p6pv

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(602): View more from Arizona

Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.

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(602): Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair. http://tfl.nu/b6aa

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.

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(724): I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now. http://tfl.nu/lvrq

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on

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(202): He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on http://tfl.nu/ht4d

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(573): View more from Missouri

I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.

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Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.

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(573): I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days. (573): Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven. http://tfl.nu/oqxt

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(248): View more from Michigan

THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK

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(248): THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK http://tfl.nu/8so3

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(540): View more from Virginia

Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.

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(540): Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot. http://tfl.nu/omko

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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?

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(815): My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday? http://tfl.nu/m0r9

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(515): View more from Iowa

Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.

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When was that?

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Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.

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(515): Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy. (605): When was that? (515): Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy. http://tfl.nu/qcf9

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