i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.