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I'm lost and stupid without you.

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(708): I'm lost and stupid without you. http://tfl.nu/d04q

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(734): View more from Michigan

so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it

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(734): so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it http://tfl.nu/b75j

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Princesses don't give blow jobs

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(616): Princesses don't give blow jobs http://tfl.nu/euq0

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(641): View more from Iowa

is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.

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(641): is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink. http://tfl.nu/upl9

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(516): View more from New York

i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either

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(516): i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either http://tfl.nu/wksp

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(307): View more from Wyoming

If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them

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(307): If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them http://tfl.nu/vjhk

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(563): View more from Iowa

Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.

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(563): Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit. http://tfl.nu/it5v

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(636): View more from Missouri

It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.

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(636): It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked. http://tfl.nu/8md6

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(765): View more from Indiana

Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.

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(765): Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. http://tfl.nu/ym4c

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

If I was 5 years younger and single...

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She STILL wouldn't fuck you.

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(508): If I was 5 years younger and single... (413): She STILL wouldn't fuck you. http://tfl.nu/p2kv

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(310): View more from California

He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.

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(310): He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom. http://tfl.nu/v9mc

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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there

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(925): You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there http://tfl.nu/g2al

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(408): View more from California

I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit

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(408): I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit http://tfl.nu/wxxo

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf

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OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.

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(337): Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf (337): OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD. http://tfl.nu/09h0

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(250): View more from British Columbia

doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..

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(250): doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments.. http://tfl.nu/pw8d

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