How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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