So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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