i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
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but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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