Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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