Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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