have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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