Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
