Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Alive.
So much puke
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
