i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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