Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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