OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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