I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
