she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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