Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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