normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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