Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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