I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just cut my nipple shaving
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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