Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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