how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
